The Official Blog of Iain Rob Wright: A to Z of Surviving a Horror Movie - Y

Monday, 16 January 2012

A to Z of Surviving a Horror Movie - Y

Yellow - Yellow stuff is bad.  Yellow blood is either alien of full of pus.  Eggs are also yellow and in a horror movie, eggs are bad.  Yellow is also an expression for cowardice.  Being a coward is not going to get you through a horror film.

Yeti - The only known surviving yeti is currently living at Animal Kingdom in Orlando.  He enjoys terrorising guests all day, but doesn't mean any harm really.  His name is Eric.

Youtube - The only things that will survive a nuclear war are cockroaches and Youtube, which will have recorded the entire thing.

Yale Lock - In a horror film, locks do not work.  The killer will get in no matter what, but at least you'll feel safer until then.

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