Kylie Minogue - The princess of the ancient pixie clan of downunderoth. Feeds on the souls of teenage girls and midde-aged men. She must be stopped by improving our tastes in popular music.
Kangaroo - A kangaroo cannot help you in a horror movie. An army of genetically engineered Kangaroos however...
Key - Mysterious keys left behind by dead relatives always lead to a dusty old chest in their attics. Best you just leave that old thing closed...seriously, you don't need to know what's in there.
Kaboom - Kabooming the bad guy is the only way to be sure they are dead. Stabbing and shooting will not stop a masked serial killer permanently. Only strapping a bomb and kaboombing them will do this.
Kilimanjaro - Mountains have yetis and other mysterious monsters. If you are planning to climb a mountain oon then you should ensure you pack both a shotgun and copious amounts of energy bars.
Kirsty Allie - Kirsty Allie hungry. Kirsty Allie will eat you! Cheers ruled...
Knife - This common, everyday kitchen implement accounts for 94% of horror movie deaths. That is why we should all sign an international treaty that replaces all knives with plastic 'sporks'. It's the only way we will survive people.
Kong - Big monkey. Bad!
Klingons - Wrong genre. You should be in the A to Z of how to survive a Sci-Fi movie